Nate's Tea Shack is the online store you've been waiting for. With all kinds of stuff that Nate himself designed or picked out or something. It will carry an assortment of things and stuff. You'll probably want to buy all of it, and I encourage you to act on those feelings.
At Nate's Tea Shack we pride ourselves on our ability to refer to ourself in the plural, while still somehow just being one weird guy.
This store will be opening soon, dudes. Just sit tight and watch some paint dry (or something else super fun) while you wait.
Here are a few FAQ you should be asking frequently before you enter Nate's Tea Shack.
Q: Do you sell tea?
A: I don't think so.
Q: How much is stuff?
A: Whatever the price tag says.
Q: Can I buy all the things?
A: Yes please.
Q: When will this store open?
A: As soon as there's something to sell in it.
Q: When will that be?
A: Soon, I promise.
Q: If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?
A: That's a little personal, don't you think?
Q: Tell me something you've never told anyone before.
A: Sure. When I was 12 I stole some dirty magazines from my uncle's drawer. When I got caught with them and was told to bring them back, I didn't. I hid them in the forest. Other kids in the neighbourhood eventually found them and all the pictures were ripped out one-by-one, and spread across town. For years after I would find small pieces of those very magazines in my other adventures throughout town. I never admitted it, but as I would see the rush of joy sweep over my friend's faces I would silently think to myself, "This is what it's all about. Spreading joy to those who need it."
Q: Is that true?
A: Only the part about me being 12.
Q: Now what?
A: You tell me!